Thanks, Søren!

I'm very glad that nobody calls us serious old goats.

Super GLue is only used for when you want a permanently connected Consist.
All other times use spit balls or well chewed Wrigglys Spearmint


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Pff [xx(] ! Wear out quickly. Try velcro - better.

Now improved to stick more cars together: VELCROCOUPLER*.

For patent inqueries on "Velcrocoupler" pls. state colour. Patents available from Honest C & Co.

Cem.

PS. your faithful hand uncouplers will not work with Velcrocoupler.

Dear Sir Flash,

Ours was only an honest offer of cooperation to get a fair share from the market you've been dominating for so long.

I'm deeply saddened that Cave Comp. is now sailing new and unknown waters like supplying double-sided black tapes that would redeem hand uncouplers useless for many faithfull users.

While I wish you and all at Cave Comp. best of luck, I hereby announce that Honest C & Co. will be using their own Velcrocoupler patent for production.

"Go Velcrocoupler - fast & reliable, and you will never need uncouplers anymore!"

Product details and availability will be announced at a later date.

Regards,

Cem - CEO Honest C & Co.

Very Dear Sir Flash,

We believe your offer will prove to be the start of a mutually benefiting cooperation.

Please be adviced that Honest C & Co. operates mainly from far-off sites where no legal matter really does matter; so consider Velcro business done!

As per our cooperation in hand uncoupler business in Turkey; we would be more than happy to set up the operations for "The Cave & Honest C East of EU-West of Middle East Co.".

We already have contacted TCDD and secured an order - I believe you'll be able to deliver full size (1/1) hand uncouplers, if not we can handle that too under your license.

Sincerely Yours,

Cem, CEO Honest C & Co., WP TC&HC EoE-WoME Co.

PS. Regarding Per Trading Co.; our contacts in Nordic are ready to place a fake order.

Sir,

Please note that Honest C & Co. are very strict and sensitive about public health and safety; thus we require all user manuals that would address Velcrocoupler bear "please use heat-proof gloves and work in well ventilated areas for such use of xxx product with Velcrocoupler" remark.

Sincerely yours,

Cem, CEO Honest C & Co.

CEO Honest C & Co

Dear Cem. We at the cave are indeed honoured that you wish to join with us and it is to our mutual benefit that we can distribute each others products. Our 1/1 uncouplers are on their way complete with a hand for demonstration purposes.
We have advertised the velcrocoupler in our areas and placed an order with your sales dept.
We were a bit concerened with the title of your firm having the word 'Honest' but as legal matters are not of a concren where you are selling then all should be well .

We look forward to a profitable future.

The Cave Company. Sir Flash Dave Nev with Pinny and legal dept, John Black USA sales and development of Monument Valley, Lord and Lady Macca ..somewhat busy at present!!! Svein our wire expert.. of certain colours and of course our man in Ireland ..the enforcer .

Single malt firewater can also be used, although not recommended at all - and a due warning is issued, to speed up the Velcro uncoupling with the official marklin-users.net uncoupler by soaking the uncoupler or Velcro coupler in it.

Always rigorously follow the safety instructions from manufacturers claiming to be marklin-users.net hand uncoupler compatible.

The recommended use of the single malt is however always to pour it into the owner of the hand doing the uncoupling, even if it may cause some precision issues. Due warning issued also here...

The marklin-users.net uncoupler was originally designed for Märklin brand couplers only, but due to excellent engineering it can be used as a useful tool also in other uncoupling situations.

Just a Second.
Are the new Sticky stuff (Double sided or 2 piece) Couplers/Uncouplers suitable for Left and Right Hand Operation,
Suitable for analog, digital and MFX equipped Items.

and (Shudder shudder) is it suitable for (more Shudders) 2 Rail operation??
Just a question from the Pink Legal department.

Baron N (Bin promoted)



PS:
Welcome to the Cave Cem


PPS: We need pictures for the TV advertising Program to be beamed from hte Cave TV Studios and also in the M Insider MAg, but only if they pay us enough

Dear Baron Nev of Oz,

It has been brought to my attention that you have some questions about our -now improved- Velcrocoupler. I hereby would be honoured to address all your concerns.

1) We do not deal with inferior products such as double-sided tapes. Our research division, subatomic particle dept. have now strong proof (details available on request) that double-sided tapes are not suitable for coupling of railway cars.

2) Our right hand Velcrocoupler is also suitable for left hand operation given that it is turned around 180 dergrees.

3) Velcrocouplers are tested with all sorts of mrr operating systems and perform flawlessly with all. Digital and MFX use of Velcrocouplers require "Honest C & Co. encoder device" available from Honest C & Co. and their partners worldwide.

4) We advice, and encourage, use of Velcrocoupler in 2 rail systems where realism is at utmost importance. Velcrocouplers look just like real couplers without the operational complexities of them - please note that term "real coupler" addresses real mrr couplers.

5) Our media division, moving picture dept. already contacted actor, director, producer, janitor, bestman, bestwoman, 10-man-camera-crew-in-one Mel Gibson for a TV commercial. We expect the film to be ready as soon as Mr. Gibson comes back from Mezopotamia where he is shooting his last feature, Noah and The Big Flood, in original language.

And finally thank you for your warm welcome, Honest C & Co. always values it's international counterparts and partners.

Yours Truly,

Cem, CEO Honest C & Co. now a part of The Cave syndicate worldwide

Honest C & Co

Dear Cem. I note our legal dept ..Baron Nev of the pink pinny has been in touch and that all is well.

Both the sticky tape and Velcro products are now selling very well .. in fact most customers are buying both at the same time. The Baron Nev has of course to make sure that all the products are suitable for the market and this has been confirmed by somebody ... who we are not sure but it is of no matter.

Should by chance any warranty claims arise from the velcro product please advise you customers to take the part to our repair centre in the peat bog south of Glen Doom. Must be delivered by hand and a replacement will be available in 6 months time ... to be collected. Our service in this respect matches that of the model rail firms.

As Baron Nev of the pink pinny says a dividend to all our partners should be payable next year and meanwhile enjoy the barrel of single malt.

As ever

Sir Flash

I suspect that these gentlemen may have also been at the MMRC as well (www.mmrc.org.nz), not that I actually made it to the clubrooms that night!! [:I][:I]

Please note, this topic is about hand uncouplers and their application.

New exotic coupler concepts must be seen in the light of hand uncoupler compatibility, since uncoupling will be necessary sooner or later regardless of the coupler concept...

Dear Webmaster. The Cave Company and our Associates always provide what the punters want and uncoupling is not a problem with sticky tape or the velcro model. All you have to do is read the instructions which come with these items .. basically they just say pull.
We thank you however for your concern and trust you will be placing an order in due course.

Yours

Sir Flash The Cave Company

Yes, but how are we to secure the magnets to our locos? Velcro maybe?

What is this?

Hi Svein No idea what that is but I expect it is not important.

Juhan . With all our products we enclose the full documentation for the official uncoupler and advise our customers to use it at all times. For some reason they also appear to like all the other products which of course keeps the firm and associates supplied with the essentials of life : Whisky, beer, Pies and Marklin models.

Flash Dave

Pies?

What about kilts and bagpipes?