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Offline Purellum  
#1 Posted : 03 February 2008 20:39:25(UTC)
Purellum

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Noon in Mullerup.

The diggers have just left for lunch, the vestgoing 12 o'clock train

is still waiting at the whistle stop station.

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Under the station, the youngsters drink beer and have fun.

In the background you can see a Wooden Hand Uncoupler hand. biggrin

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WHAT? A gigantic wooden hand uncoupler?????

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To be continued. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Per.

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Offline Purellum  
#2 Posted : 03 February 2008 21:09:40(UTC)
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Dear readers of the bed time story: [:p]

These pictures were taken on a windy day, surrounded by neighbours and cats. [}:)]

Excuse me if small disturbances occur. wink

Also please excuse me; the next pictures were taken at the same time,

and everything will have one common ending at last; you just have to wait. biggrin

I just didn't know where to start this topic; in this section,

the collectors corner, prototype or NMR. Sorry. [:I]

Below picture shows: A Tuborg umbrella; an old iron cast DSB "No entry" sign; a kerosene blowtorch;
an old train? lamp; knife and fork in chain of one piece of wood; and some bar towels with pipes on.
The top left pipe is white bone, from Mexico, hard to see. The top right is made of stone, made by me;
below two special pipes made by the same man, who made my wooden hand; and to the left of those,
a pipe smoked by me for so long, that a stell wire had to support it's head; not mine. biggrin

The two white round things are for electrical use. wink

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[:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]

One of the reasons I like Tuborg; click for great commecial on Youtube. biggrin biggrin biggrin

To be continued. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Per.

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Offline Purellum  
#3 Posted : 03 February 2008 21:46:58(UTC)
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The Mullerup whistle stop station is usually a nice and quiet place.

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In the afternoon, an old goat comes by, smiling silly while watching the girls at the station.

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How is it to live with an old goat in the house?


No problem.

But how about the terrible smell?

It better get used to it.
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[:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]

Why old goats like Tuborg; commercial on Youtube. You must be 18 to watch. [:0] biggrin


To be continued. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

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Offline Purellum  
#4 Posted : 03 February 2008 22:26:36(UTC)
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This picture shows:

Below the towel a two position switch, a three position switch, an old wall socket and two outlets.
On the towel two old contacts and an outlet. To the right a few Tuborg items from my dad,
top left medal is for "loyal support of product", below you see "25 years of service", and
to the right, a medal for "noble drinking". A few pins and a dollar for size reference.

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[:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]

One more reason to drink Tuborg. Youtube. Note: A spoon is being used as coffee stirring device! biggrin biggrin
To be continued, after some time. biggrin biggrin biggrin

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Offline Purellum  
#5 Posted : 03 February 2008 23:11:22(UTC)
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The young guys have now drunken their beer, and smoked their pipe; and are heading home.

The pipe is carved like a ( H0 ) wooden hand, signaling to the rest of the world, what
these guys think about jealous hand uncoupler dealers, who spams fair tradesmen. [}:)] wink

Unfortunately the most important finger tip is missing. [:(]

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At the end of the railroad line, the pigs and the bears are waiting.

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P.S. Edit: I happen to have [:I] [:I] 4-500 of these figures, [:I] 20-25 different models,
due to a [:I] [:I] small accident at a public auction [:I] [:I] involving the Purellum factor.
I paid 14 EURO for 5-600 figures. biggrin [:I] biggrin [:I] biggrin

[:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]

Two hackers, ordering free beer from Tuborg, Danish commercial on Youtube.

Will be translated if requested. wink

To be continued. biggrin biggrin biggrin

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Offline Purellum  
#6 Posted : 04 February 2008 00:32:34(UTC)
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In the easten end of the station, supervised by correctional inspector Masterwind,
a team of men are doing the final work on the lawns in the Purellum park.

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One of the men is looking at something in the station area, what is going on?

[:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]

Tuborg, please please please. Commecial on Youtube.

To be continued. biggrin biggrin biggrin

Per.

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Offline Purellum  
#7 Posted : 04 February 2008 01:15:14(UTC)
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Argh!! Darth DEWAR!!! HELP!!!

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Or confused confused confused confused confused confused confused You'll have to wait. biggrin biggrin biggrin

Romanian Tuborg commercial on Youtube.

To be continued. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Per.

P.S: You are allowed to comment............... [:p]
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Offline Purellum  
#8 Posted : 04 February 2008 13:11:28(UTC)
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It worked!!!!!! Everyone is asleep. biggrin biggrin biggrin

To be continued when someone wakes up. Cool biggrin

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Offline ulf999  
#9 Posted : 04 February 2008 21:03:35(UTC)
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Offline Purellum  
#10 Posted : 04 February 2008 22:32:01(UTC)
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Since now 1 [^] ( One only [:(] [V] ) has responded to my story, you'll get a little more.

Looking trough my bar towels, one of them instantly reminded me of a friend I have. His name is John,
he writes a lot of B***; and ever since he bought a Thomas Plastic Train; he has been very bitter. biggrin biggrin biggrin

The beer dispenser to the right is a standard Carlsberg, the one to the left is a "Purellum Special",
since I have developed a new type of draught beer system.
Inside the 10 liters stainless bucket, is a 6 meters long stainless pipe, coiled up. Starting the system is
done by filling the bucket with 7-8 kgs of crushed ice, and 2 liters of water. When running from the keg,
the beer runs trough the 6 meters of pipe, surrounded by ice, nice! [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]
After pouring 25 liters ( a keg ) of beer, 2-3 kgs of ice is used.

This is a full moveable, not electricity dependant draught beer system. [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]

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[:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]

Some things nice to know about beer. Facts! wink


To be continued. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Per.

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Offline Pianne  
#11 Posted : 04 February 2008 22:51:09(UTC)
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Quote:
[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:Originally posted by Purellum
<br />... small accident at a public auction involving the Purellum factor.
ROFLOL!
biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin
Kind regards,
Pieter-Jan
Bruges, Belgium.
Offline Purellum  
#12 Posted : 04 February 2008 22:54:37(UTC)
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Thanks, Pieter-Jan. [^]

Do you have any kids? I would be happy to ship a few figures along with your

Indvidually numbered unlimited edition ecological Wooden Hand Uncoupler.

Shipment expected at the end of this week. [^] [:p] biggrin

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Offline john black  
#13 Posted : 04 February 2008 22:59:10(UTC)
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Quote:
[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:Originally posted by Purellum
<br />Looking trough my bar towels, one of them instantly reminded me of a friend I have.
His name is John, he writes a lot of B***;
and ever since he bought a Thomas Plastic Train; he has been very bitter. biggrin biggrin biggrin

Excellent, Per biggrinbiggrinbiggrin
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Offline nevw  
#14 Posted : 04 February 2008 23:25:40(UTC)
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Per,
Great I will have another Half.
Nev
NOt wearing the Pink Pinny, which is hard to see and now I have a white Pinny which also is hard to see against MY pure white Skin Still have 2 new shiny tin Hips that is badly in Need of Repair matching rusting tin shoulders
and a hose pipe on the aorta
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Offline john black  
#15 Posted : 04 February 2008 23:33:35(UTC)
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Me too. Skol [:p] !!!
I hope no one visits a poor Southener's layout in Brooklyn. Intruders beware of Gators.
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Offline Purellum  
#16 Posted : 05 February 2008 01:00:43(UTC)
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Below you'll see a Canadian visiting Mullerup. He's a semi-retired Märklin-dealer; now trying
to make a living by making false accusations, and blackmailing fair tradesmen. [:0] [:0] [:0] [:0]

Being Canadian, he thinks ANYTHING can be made of wood, and that only Canadians know how to do it right. wink biggrin

He's on he's way home from a visit at the Purellum Trading Company, depressed. [:(] [:(] [:(] [:(]

He was offered half ownership of the company, which at first pleased him; but when he realized, that
the Purellum Trading Company was giving away their merchandise for free, and that
a 50-50 part of the company meant sharing all the costs, he left, never to be heard from again. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin


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Is he looking at the girl? biggrin biggrin biggrin

[:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]


Christmas spirit AND Tuborg forever. [:p] Even small children loves this one! [^] Me too! biggrin

To be continued. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Per.

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Offline Purellum  
#17 Posted : 05 February 2008 01:25:56(UTC)
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The MAXI set you have seen so far, and will again, is one of the nicest sets IMHO. [^] [^] [^]

The second nicest set is below this line, and below a lot of boxes in my attic. biggrin biggrin biggrin

This picture is borrowed, it will take me 3-4 hours to get my own set. [:I] biggrin wink

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[:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]

Tuborg commecial from Croatia. Don't worry, be happy, you'll understand. biggrin biggrin

To be continued; tomorrow..............[:0] biggrin biggrin biggrin

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Offline Purellum  
#18 Posted : 05 February 2008 13:16:34(UTC)
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A young German boy is visiting family in Mullerup. I can’t understand a word he says;
but I think he tries to explain to me, that he is a happy sucker. Cool wink
He plays all day long with his toy trains, getting very upset if disturbed. [:(!]
Citizens of Mullerup passing him, pretends that his trains are completely perfect;
we all know he can get extremely angry if anyone points out incorrect small details. [:(!] [:(!] [:(!]


I don’t like calling anyone a happy sucker; but I still believe that is what he’s saying. wink biggrin

Since my German is quite rusty, and I don't understand him, I will ask you to please help me: confused

He keeps saying “Lutsch Himmelreich” or something very close; pointing to himself.

In my dictionary, a “lutscher” is a lollypop; to “lutschen” is to suck / lick. [:p] [:p]

Himmelreich is defined as “a strong feeling of happiness”. [^] [^]

It is possible that he uses the word LUTS instead; if so, it will be far too confusing for me. [:0] [:0]

Am I wrong, or is it correct to call him a happy sucker? biggrin[:p]


biggrin[:p] - biggrin[:p] - biggrin[:p] - biggrin[:p] - biggrin[:p] - biggrin[:p] - biggrin[:p] - biggrin[:p] - biggrin[:p]

At the Purellum Trading Company, the stock of wood ( Woodstock? ) has just been filled up,
the local cats are playing in it. [^] [^]

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[:0] [:0] [:0] [:0] [:0] [:0] [:0] [:0] [:0] [:0] [:0]

We still don't know what is going on in this picture, is this Mr. Black dangerous?

Is it Darth DEWAR, LUCAS or Lucifer? And who are the lady in red?


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[:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]


Darth DEWAR, LUCAS or Lucifer? [:0] Tuborg Danish, forget the words. biggrin biggrin biggrin


To be continued. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Per.
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Offline john black  
#19 Posted : 05 February 2008 14:06:35(UTC)
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Purellum
<br />Is [size=4]Darth Vader Dewar
dangerous confused

Ya can bet your *** on this. He's guarding our Ol ... biggrin[}:)]
Ooops. Another Skandinavian word I'm forbidden to use, here [xx(]
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#20 Posted : 05 February 2008 14:30:08(UTC)
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biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

After all that, I think I need a Tuborg!

Ray
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Offline Caplin  
#21 Posted : 05 February 2008 14:56:10(UTC)
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Quote:
[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:Originally posted by Purellum
<br />Noon in Mullerup.

The vestgoing 12 o'clock train is still waiting at the whistle stop station.
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Under the station, the youngsters drink beer and have fun.
No westbound tracks! [:0], No eastbound either for that matter. - Minor details.

Great story and nice pictures - keep it/them coming. [:p][:p][:p]
Regards,
Benny - Outsider and MFDWPL

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Offline Caplin  
#22 Posted : 05 February 2008 14:57:26(UTC)
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Quote:
[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:Originally posted by RayPayas
<br />biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

After all that, I think I need a Tuborg!
Cheers! [^]
Regards,
Benny - Outsider and MFDWPL

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Offline Purellum  
#23 Posted : 05 February 2008 17:17:16(UTC)
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On this picture you’ll see a man being carried away on a stretcher.
His head is covered in bandages, it looks like a very bad head-injury. [:0]

He looks very much like the author of this story, who usually wears blue working clothes. biggrin

The men carrying him are obviously not from an English speaking country.
You can tell by looking at their perfectly circular feet, not a single square foot on any of them. biggrin


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Has the author been drunk again? [:p] Has he fallen in love with the [:X] lady in red [:X] confused

Or has he fainted because of John Black writing ØL without the “/” ? [:0] [:0] [:0]

[^] [^] [^] [^] [^] [^] [^]

The lady in red has her bag stowed away in the train. When boarding, she placed it
in the luggage net above the seats. The conductor told her to move it, saying;

“Please move your bag miss, if the train suddenly brakes, it will bring your

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biggrin - biggrin - biggrin - biggrin - biggrin - biggrin - biggrin - biggrin - biggrin - biggrin DOWN - [:X] - [:p] - [^] - [:0] - wink - [}:)] - biggrin - biggrin

[:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]

[url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQObXa_yRjs
"]Joke / trick from a music festival. Involves Tuborg.[/url] biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

To be continued. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

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Offline john black  
#24 Posted : 05 February 2008 17:45:08(UTC)
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Quote:
[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:Originally posted by Purellum
<br />Or has author fainted because of John writing ØL without the “/” confused[:0][:0][:0]

My poor keyboard hardly knocks you out [xx(] (its missing those Skandinavian specials)
Guess when trying to get the booze Darth Vader Dewar hit you with that ray gun biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

BTW, just before ya leave us forever. That cute blonde in red [:X] is his Yedi apprentice.
It was her job to keep you busy ... [}:)]

I hope no one visits a poor Southener's layout in Brooklyn. Intruders beware of Gators.
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Offline Purellum  
#25 Posted : 05 February 2008 17:59:44(UTC)
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Thanks, John. [^] She is very cute. [:p] [:p] [:p]

I thought, due to her bag, that she is from Kazakhstan; but maybe you are right. biggrin wink

Have you been in the collectors corner lately? TEKNO message for you. biggrin

Per.

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Offline Purellum  
#26 Posted : 05 February 2008 18:10:55(UTC)
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This picture is a resume of some of the previous shown pictures.

New items; a red fire mans helmet ( You can't have fire trucks without fire helmets. ),
a metal steamship, and to the right another example of the feared [:I] Purellum factor [:I]:

3 plastic trees, out of 60 bought at a public auction, prices for all 60 trees = 40 EURO. [:I]

HEY; they are made with optic fiber inside, they can flash in red and white light; and the size fits 1-gauge! [:p] [:p]

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[:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]

An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland.
The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field,
and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black."
"No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black."
The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says,
"In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep,
at least one side of which appears black from here." biggrin biggrin biggrin wink

I only know of one Scottish black sheep. His Clan says he is, I don't know. biggrin biggrin biggrin wink

A Swedish horse by the name Tuborg. A strange name for a horse. confused Cool wink

To be continued. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

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#27 Posted : 05 February 2008 18:17:23(UTC)
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May the force and whatever you are on Per continue to be with you

Darth D (ruler of the universe....and lusting after the lady in red)
Take care I like Marklin and will defend the worlds greatest model rail manufacturer.
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#28 Posted : 05 February 2008 18:29:10(UTC)
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Quote:
[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:Originally posted by David Dewar
<br />Darth D ... lusting after the lady in red

Guess Sheila [:X] (you do remember, perhaps) is miles away from the screen.
Otherwise The Force rather may be with you, my friend ... [xx(]biggrin[}:)]

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#29 Posted : 05 February 2008 18:40:12(UTC)
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[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:Originally posted by Purellum
<br />Thanks, John [^] She is very cute [:p][:p][:p]

You think so ??? Careful here, Per ... [}:)]
That blonde long-legged beast had a big smile on her face biggrin[:0] when Darth Vader D rayed you down [xx(]

Thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it ...

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#30 Posted : 05 February 2008 18:56:58(UTC)
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Still more bad news to come, my friend. If I were you I'd watch a bit for Juhan's cute lil' spies.
Intelligence sources report those cyber kitties (K.I.B.s) turned out to be darn dangerous ... biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

Quote:
[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:Originally posted by Purellum
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#31 Posted : 05 February 2008 19:56:36(UTC)
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@John Black:
Quote:
[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:Intelligence sources report those cyber kitties (K.I.B.s) turned out to be darn dangerous ... biggrin biggrin biggrin
Like when they jump to reach a shelf, hangs on to a loc and makes it fall 1,5meters? [:0]

Happened to me once. The door to my "train storrage" room wasn't properly closed. [:(!] [xx(]

The cat still lives. biggrin

Sorry to repeat myself; but I think you missed this line:

Have you been in the collectors corner lately? TEKNO message for you. biggrin( Box topic. )

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#32 Posted : 05 February 2008 20:21:01(UTC)
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One day, while Lutscen Himmelreich plays with his train at the station, something terrible happens.

While running the train on radius 1 curves, the train derails, and all the sudden
two of the wheels of a wagon are in free air; the wagon still hanging on the edge
of the station area, the terrified boy holding on to his beloved wagon, screaming. [:0]

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HILFE! – HILFE! – HILFE! [:0] [:0] How will this end? [:0] [:0]

In the film industri, this is called a station-hanger. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

[:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]

Cowboys from Hell, a strange homemade Tuborg video! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

To be continued. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

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#33 Posted : 05 February 2008 21:05:25(UTC)
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The wooden thing you see on this picture is a cloth measuring device.

Seen from the handle, you’ll see 3 x 1-inch marks and
3 x 6-inch / ½-foot marks, making the stick 2 feet long.

These two feet are given to me by a good friend, 73 years old. [^] [^] [^]
She used them herself 40 years ago. wink

Her last name is Flink; which translated to English means Pleasant, and she sure is. [^] [^] [^] [^]

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[:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]

A Tuborg review. A few true things about Danes too. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

To be continued. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin


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#34 Posted : 05 February 2008 21:45:17(UTC)
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The K.I.B is the junior squad (still under basic training) from the Nordic ICC office branch. Our Special Operations Agent instructor (codename Cleo) is keeping an eye on them.

Their instructions are highly secret, but includes "taking care of" some raw material that is used for making copies of copyrighted products.

If the junior team cannot handle the task, the ICC SOA (codename Cleo, rank Commander) will make things happen by organizing the local Danish ICC group agents. It will a very smelly business indeed...

Background facts:
ICC is a highly secret organization (International Cat Conspiracy) that usually mostly deals with keeping the members of the D.O.G.S organization in leach daily, but also has other priorities as world politics and more...
Juhan - "Webmaster", at your service...
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#35 Posted : 05 February 2008 22:22:24(UTC)
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Quote:
quote:used for making copies of copyrighted products.
These endless false accusations makes me wonder..........confused confused

Should I change the company motto? [:0]

The pleasant Mrs. Flink suggested: [size=2]There’s only one original! [^] [^] [^]

Since this motto pretty much covers the present situation in Mullerup, I'll have to give it a thought. Cool

Second thought; this motto might get me in trouble with other guys, aiming after the same title. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

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#36 Posted : 05 February 2008 22:27:48(UTC)
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Excellent, Thanks for the pictures.biggrinbiggrin

Nice black three cats.wink
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Offline intruder  
#37 Posted : 05 February 2008 22:37:26(UTC)
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Great story, Per

Tell me, are you found of Tuborg? I think it is a well knowned beer brand. Danish, I presume.
Best regards Svein, Norway
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#38 Posted : 05 February 2008 22:39:16(UTC)
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Quote:
[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:John Black wrote
Thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it ...


Sound like a Swedish Chess game to me...
Best regards Svein, Norway
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Offline Pianne  
#39 Posted : 05 February 2008 23:11:49(UTC)
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Quote:
[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:Originally posted by Purellum
<br />Do you have any kids?
No, I need to grow up myself firstwink
I'll just keep perfecting my manufacturing process for a whilebiggrin[:I][:p]wink
Kind regards,
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#40 Posted : 06 February 2008 00:13:01(UTC)
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[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:Originally posted by Purellum
<br />Since this motto pretty much covers the present situation in Mullerup ...

... might get me in trouble with other guys, aiming after the same title biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

Dz, dz - you're in dire need of professional help ... Cool
Also, you're not to laugh about all this. Your situation is darn serious [xx(]

Thus let me give you a hand in analysis:

1) Big trouble from your faked uncouplers
2) Another big trouble from that land affair in Scotland
3) More trouble by your attempt getting Vader's Ol
4) Another trouble by thinking Lea were the girl for you
5) Laughing at darn dangerous K.I.B.s (Kitties In Black) from Alf's planet Melmak
6) Ignoring Juhan's warning on ICC (another dangerous kitten thingy) ...

Get outa there, fast wink - the very moment Darth Vader D falls asleep, full with booze biggrin
(remember the adventure of Odysseus with the Cyclop ...)
Then pay all those license fees to Flash D and avoid little cats and big, blonde girls.
At last, try to find a monastery where you can stay safely for the rest of your life [|)][|)][|)]

No sex, no women, no crime. Just ora et labora ... biggrin

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#41 Posted : 06 February 2008 00:28:26(UTC)
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Quote:
[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:Originally posted by RayPayas
<br />biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

After all that, I think I need a Tuborg!



No I will have a XXXX or a Carlsberg
NOt wearing the Pink Pinny, which is hard to see and now I have a white Pinny which also is hard to see against MY pure white Skin Still have 2 new shiny tin Hips that is badly in Need of Repair matching rusting tin shoulders
and a hose pipe on the aorta
Junior member of the Banana Club, a reformist and an old Goat with a Bad memory, loafing around
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#42 Posted : 06 February 2008 00:34:04(UTC)
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Quote:
quote:No I will have a XXXX
[size=2]AHA! If XXXX is considered a beer, what's in this bag then?

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Per. biggrin wink
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#43 Posted : 06 February 2008 00:36:40(UTC)
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Did you call the monastery, already ... confused
I hope no one visits a poor Southener's layout in Brooklyn. Intruders beware of Gators.
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#44 Posted : 06 February 2008 00:38:19(UTC)
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ANd all of this went on while I was asleep. Missed all hte fun.
Nev
NOt wearing the Pink Pinny, which is hard to see and now I have a white Pinny which also is hard to see against MY pure white Skin Still have 2 new shiny tin Hips that is badly in Need of Repair matching rusting tin shoulders
and a hose pipe on the aorta
Junior member of the Banana Club, a reformist and an old Goat with a Bad memory, loafing around
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#45 Posted : 06 February 2008 00:40:08(UTC)
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Sound advice from Capt Black the chief of security who realises the danger that Per is in. Before running for cover we must find out what happens to the happy sucker. How did you come up with a name like that (I know its probably explained above but I dont think I am able to start the thread again)
as Stephen says very nice kittys surely they are not spies.

Now where is that lady in red send out the kilted star troopers.

Darth ( or whatever my name is )
Take care I like Marklin and will defend the worlds greatest model rail manufacturer.
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#46 Posted : 06 February 2008 00:44:09(UTC)
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Quote:
[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:Originally posted by David Dewar
<br />we must find out what happens to the happy sucker

Why
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#47 Posted : 06 February 2008 00:51:44(UTC)
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Quote:
quote:Did you call the monastery, already ...confused
Yes, John, and thank you for your analysis.

Apparently I also have some minor troubles with the monasteries,
every time I tell my name, they hang up. [V] biggrin

Quote:
[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:I know its probably explained above
YES! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin


Any girl who can lift [size=2]30 Tuborgs like this is a nice girl. [:p] [:p] [:p]

Per. ( Who likes ALL beers and ALL girls; but given the choise prefers Big Blond Tuborgs. )

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#48 Posted : 06 February 2008 01:22:34(UTC)
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Now the fire brigade has arrived.

One fireman is on the phone, the other aiming the water at something just outside the picture.

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The Purellum MAXI crane is busy elsewhere; it will not be able to make it in time. [:0]

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Has Darth DEWAR hit the author confused Will the happy sucker’s train be saved confused
Why are the firebrigade using water confused

[:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]

Another funny / strange Tuborg commercial involving steel teeth. wink biggrin [}:)]


To be continued. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

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#49 Posted : 06 February 2008 03:51:24(UTC)
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Purellum
<br />
Quote:
[size=1" face="Verdana" id="quote]quote:No I will have a XXXX
[size=2]AHA!
If XXXX is considered a beer, what's in this bag then?

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Per. biggrin wink


Emergency supplies of XXXX cans of Beer in a cooler bag. Very esential when travelling on a train without a bar. biggrinbiggrin
N
NOt wearing the Pink Pinny, which is hard to see and now I have a white Pinny which also is hard to see against MY pure white Skin Still have 2 new shiny tin Hips that is badly in Need of Repair matching rusting tin shoulders
and a hose pipe on the aorta
Junior member of the Banana Club, a reformist and an old Goat with a Bad memory, loafing around
Offline xxxxdown  
#50 Posted : 06 February 2008 09:09:36(UTC)
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Purellum
<br />On this picture you’ll see a man being carried away on a stretcher.
His head is covered in bandages, it looks like a very bad head-injury. [:0]

He looks very much like the author of this story, who usually wears blue working clothes. biggrin

The men carrying him are obviously not from an English speaking country.
You can tell by looking at their perfectly circular feet, not a single square foot on any of them. biggrin


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Has the author been drunk again? [:p] Has he fallen in love with the [:X] lady in red [:X] confused

Or has he fainted because of John Black writing ØL without the “/” ? [:0] [:0] [:0]

[^] [^] [^] [^] [^] [^] [^]

The lady in red has her bag stowed away in the train. When boarding, she placed it
in the luggage net above the seats. The conductor told her to move it, saying;

“Please move your bag miss, if the train suddenly brakes, it will bring your

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biggrin - biggrin - biggrin - biggrin - biggrin - biggrin - biggrin - biggrin - biggrin - biggrin [size=6]DOWN
- [:X] - [:p] - [^] - [:0] - wink - [}:)] - biggrin - biggrin

[:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p] [:p]

[url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQObXa_yRjs
"]Joke / trick from a music festival. Involves Tuborg.[/url] biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

To be continued. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Per.



If the yellow sausage with the red XXXX is a thing, (do not know the english word) at myself person I would never have a bag of that colour as it would not go with my other dresses. AS nevw says mabe a thing to keep beer cold as he says xxxx is a beer. Is that true?
I choose xxxxdown as my forum name as when I ask my husband to buy trains he always says no as the For Ex is down. When I asked him what For Ex was the reason of not buying train he said Foreign Exchange was not good.

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